feronsrainbowconnection said: ((I AM SO JEALOUS OF BOTH OF YOU RIGHT NOW!! can you touch her butt back for me????)

((Kolyat mun is at my house.

She touched the butt. :|))

TEMARI SHEPARD, CONTROL YOUR MAN.

barbalarga:

grunt really took to the rudolph story. a beast who is not like his kind but proves his worth once someone believes in him. plus, grunt is certain that red nose is a scar from BATTLE!!!!

Where the fuck does Aria buy PURPLE foundation and concealer?))

askboxmemes:

✣ <—- Leave this in my ask if you want to see an AU where our characters are pirates together

ψ <—- Leave this in my ask if you want to see an AU of our characters in a dystopic future

♞ <—- Leave this in my ask if you want to see an AU where our characters are knights of the Round Table(Specify Arthurian or Monty Python)

↻ <—- Leave this in my ask if you want to see an AU where our characters are caught in a time loop

☢ <—- Leave this in my ask if you want to see an AU where our characters are in a post-apocalyptic wasteland

♬ <—- Leave this in my ask if you want to see an AU where our characters are in a band together

✔ <—- Leave this in my ask if you want to see an AU where our characters are in a teacher/student relationship(nothing sexual)

♂ <—- Leave this in my ask if you want to see an AU where our characters are gender-bent

☥<—- Leave this in my ask if you want to see an AU where our characters are reincarnated as new people.

♥ <—- Leave this in my ask if you want to see an AU where our characters are dating/married

℧ <—- Leave this in my ask if you want to see an AU where our characters are going into business together

⌘ <—- Leave this in my ask if you want to see an AU where our characters are treasure hunters

⇕ <—- Leave this in my ask if you want to see an AU where our characters are in a “Honey, we shrunk the kids” scenario

☄ <—- Leave this in my ask if you want to see an AU where our characters are evil.

✸ <—- Leave this in my ask if you want to see an AU where our characters are in a family together

♟<—- Leave this in my ask if you want to see an AU where our characters are enemies

☤<—- Leave this in my ask if you want to see an AU where our characters are in a doctor/patient relationship.

Aria: Pain in the ass.

Mun: Glorious turian ass. *A*

Aria:………………….

salarianglitterbomb:

efleck:

On the 10th day of Masseffectmas…

[[WOAH

YES PLEASE YES PLEASE UNF <33]]

Oh goddess, I think I’m going to be sick…

I hate the holidays.

Mun: Archer is totally the kind of guy I would be fully aware that I shouldn’t get involved with…and totally would anyway. XD

Aria: That’s because you’re a fucking idiot.

Mun: HEY. You’re friends with him, too. 

Aria: He is not my friend. He is a nuisance that I tolerate because his stupid antics are occasionally amusing.

Mun: Liar, you love him. You love everyone. Softie.

Aria: Excuse me? Don’t think just because you’re my mun that I won’t rip you to shreds.

Mun: You won’t. Cause you love me too.

Aria: Go do your fucking homework.

more-than-one:

Get out, you filthy insect. And leave that datapad behind or I’ll rip your head off.